If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times. To rule the world you have to have the right recipe for biscuit roulade.
-from “Winners make Biscuit Roulade,” on cassette tape, October 1987
I can’t eat that. it looks horrible,” said Mr. Ford.
“Let her compose herself,” said the cook, “You come back tomorrow. She’ll be ready by then.”
-from “101 Ways to Die via the Culinary Arts” on cassette tape from October 1991.
If the whole world could be rolled up inside a flat sponge cake like this one, I would make it so without remorse.
-Culinary Arts Practioner’s Recipe Books on cassette tape, ca. October, 1984