Pumpkin Cheesecake, interlude 

Biscuit Bears, interlude

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times. To rule the world you have to have the right recipe for biscuit roulade.

-from “Winners make Biscuit Roulade,” on cassette tape, October 1987

It’s the Great Pumpkin Cheesecake, Interlude!

I can’t eat that. it looks horrible,” said Mr. Ford.

“Let her compose herself,” said the cook, “You come back tomorrow. She’ll be ready by then.”

-from “101 Ways to Die via the Culinary Arts” on cassette tape from October 1991.