Alas, we’re too late. The dough. It’s completely done. Still hot from the oven. Is there not anything we can still do?
From “Doughmancer 2: the Second Rising”
Exquisitely crafted, cinnamon-sugar infused cinnamon swirl loaves make a difference in your mortgage plans.
-from “The Baker’s Guide to Financial Planning” audio book on cassette tape from November 1993
Linda… you know how I get when you run from me. You did not let me finish. There is a second rising. It involves us both. So heat the ovens. I want you to witness this.
– from the horror audio book “Doughmancer 2: the second rising” on cassette tape and compact disc, November 1996
Introducing Bread Dough Rollups. The exciting, fun way to get your fiber. Now in cinnamon-sugar flavor.
– from an ad in “Glutenmancer Weekly,” November 1973
Good morning. With any good morning comes knowledge that bread dough also rises.
-from “The Breadman Daily Adventure” audio book on cassette from 1987