Hairbrush, interlude 

Hi everybody. Guy Suave here, wanting to wish you Happy New Year. In fact I’m on my way to Times Square right now…. 

–from the Holiday special New Year’s Countdown hosted by celebrity Guy Suave the Cat Hairbrush. Distribution by Feline Media, New York 1998

Latter, interlude 

Introducing Handikitty. These little guys are trained from kittens to change light bulbs. For your free guide, call this toll-free number….

-from an ad in “Unfinished Home Project” magazine, December 1978 issue.