Remember to do this, interlude 

Dear Mom,

Please remember to preheat the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit before putting in the pork chops.

Remember to place a pieces of parchment paper on cookie sheets.

Remember to put an equal amount of brown mustard and mayonnaise in a bowl. 

Remember to smoother a small amount of the brown mustard/mayonnaise mixture on each pork chop before coating it in the breading. 

— from an ad in Pork Chops & Choppers Monthly, June 1997


Author: Isaac Craft

My name is Isaac Craft. I've got a bachelors in Mass Communications, an Associates in Graphic Design, and I'm an aspiring novelist.

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