Merigolds attract gorillas, interlude 

Doesn’t matter what you plant in your garden. If a gorilla sits on it, it’s squash. 

But when I want squash, and I wanna attract gorillas, I plant marigolds next to my crop.

–from an ad for Great Ape brand fertilizer soil specified for squash blend, ca. 1930.


Author: Isaac Craft

My name is Isaac Craft. I've got a bachelors in Mass Communications, an Associates in Graphic Design, and I'm an aspiring novelist.

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