Mystery Fish, interlude

…We take desiccated coconut, dry fondant, coconut flavoring, some water, and mix it all together.

…Now get this: we then divide the coconut-fondant mixture into three separate bowels and take food coloring and color each a different color.

…Then we hide the colored coconut filling inside chocolate candy coating in these here fish molds.

…It’s a solid plan. They’ll never know what color the coconut is without taking a bite.

–from a secret recording of known con artist chefs, who make their living by making their victims guess the color of coconut inside candy fish. Ca 2008.

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