–from the comic “Butchy.”
They call him Skin-Face. He watched his whole family peel and eat their neighbors and now wears their remains. You will know him when you see him.
He goes around with a massive vegetable peeler, seeking all young spuds with rotten intentions. Only one with a good heart can oppose him. Can you spend one night alive in the Peeler House?
From “Night Fright-Veggie Nightmare,” directed by Vance Peeler-Frufflefluff, who also directed “Xastiron of the Skillet Massacre, in 3D.”
Rough character sketch of what could have been a syndicated comic.
Most people who visit see me run the other way. All I really want is for them to give me part of whatever it is they’re eating. Just 75%. Is that so much to ask?