…Hot Cross carbohydrates are we, made with flour and living yeast. Go on and try us, we’re sweeter than most.
…Hot bread made from sweet roll dough. We’re just two of a kind, I’ve got the brains, he’s got the brawn…
— from Hot Cross Bread Forever!the Musical, songs written and composed by Arugula Jackson-Pierce, New York, NY, 1988.
Linda… you know how I get when you run from me. You did not let me finish. There is a second rising. It involves us both. So heat the ovens. I want you to witness this.
– from the horror audio book “Doughmancer 2: the second rising” on cassette tape and compact disc, November 1996
Introducing Bread Dough Rollups. The exciting, fun way to get your fiber. Now in cinnamon-sugar flavor.
– from an ad in “Glutenmancer Weekly,” November 1973