Yes friends, it’s the perfect treat the night before Election Tuesday. Sweet banana loaves, I just voted.
-from an ad in Sinister Chef Weekly, November 1988
Linda… you know how I get when you run from me. You did not let me finish. There is a second rising. It involves us both. So heat the ovens. I want you to witness this.
– from the horror audio book “Doughmancer 2: the second rising” on cassette tape and compact disc, November 1996
I can’t eat that. it looks horrible,” said Mr. Ford.
“Let her compose herself,” said the cook, “You come back tomorrow. She’ll be ready by then.”
-from “101 Ways to Die via the Culinary Arts” on cassette tape from October 1991.