Don’t know about you, but I’m pulling up stakes and going home.
–from the tiny species of hobo which love bread so much they make their homes in fresh-baked loaves of bread.
They call him Skin-Face. He watched his whole family peel and eat their neighbors and now wears their remains. You will know him when you see him.
He goes around with a massive vegetable peeler, seeking all young spuds with rotten intentions. Only one with a good heart can oppose him. Can you spend one night alive in the Peeler House?
From “Night Fright-Veggie Nightmare,” directed by Vance Peeler-Frufflefluff, who also directed “Xastiron of the Skillet Massacre, in 3D.”
This was made for my parents’ 50th Wedding Anniversary.
Pumpkin Pie got angry
and turned into a monstrosity
twice its normal size
and put on armor
made from brown sugar,
butter and walnuts.
We take a coffee cake recipe from 1974 and, using today’s cooking methods, make it for people in 2018.
The majority of the people who eat the coffee cake won’t know it’s from 1974. I’m betting those who were around back then won’t know either.
It’s a beautiful plan, friend. Time won’t know it’s getting stolen, a wonderful paradox.
–from a secret phone conversation between known time thieves, looking to steal paradoxical fragments from the year 1974.
I’ve been crying about this pepper relish for the last hour. How it burns! I also used too much white wine vinegar.
–from Charlie Potato-Butter, who found a way to use the hot peppers from his mother’s garden.
The recipe is here: