So my dog Butchy likes to burrow. He enjoys building a fort made from blankets. Some say there’s a behavior problem, but I think he’s camping out.
– from stand-up comic Walter Groundhog-Must on October 18, 1989 for his show, “It’s the Dogs,” live at George Tablecloth Square.
Rough character sketch of what could have been a syndicated comic.
Most people who visit see me run the other way. All I really want is for them to give me part of whatever it is they’re eating. Just 75%. Is that so much to ask?
“‘Ippa Tomato, ippa tomato, humming dear?!’ Speak up, I can’t hear you.”
–quote from Robertus Skaltey, who could not understand his dog’s warning of the impending tornado.