It’s our most sour brew ever. With generous hints of grape fruit, pine, hops, more grape fruit, and a finish that tastes like aftershave smells, leaving you more rugged, more manlier, at the finish than before you started.
–from an advertisement for Mora-Leminskulle Beer Company, boasting their IPA to be the “bitterest end beer of them all.” Ca July, 1999.
This moment brought you by the Ad Council for Encouragement of German Chocolate Cheesecake Production Advocacy Group, enticing the American public to make and share German chocolate cheesecake on a more frequent basis since 1909.
–from the digital archives of filmmaker Randolf Blitz-Toaster-Howard, Inc., ca 2005.
Walnuts, coconut, brown sugar, heavy cream and butter; by themselves they are potentially deadly. But when combined in a pan over medium heat, they make any ordinary chocolate cheesecake into something amazing!
Let’s go to the phone lines, yes hello, you’re on the air.
“My mouth waters at the thought of traditional German chocolate cake; but my mind was blown when I was served a cheesecake of the same name.”
–from a 1985 public service announcement, courtesy of Anywhere USA, encouraging people to eat more German chocolate cheesecake.
“You’re listening to “Sounds to Groom,” the radio program for all you house cats living at home. Here’s a little something to take your mind off of today’s travesties. This one is called, “Mosie’s Basket.”