..So let me get this straight. The contenders to the Superbowl are either blind, triangular-faced men who wear fiery hats, or disembodied bird heads?
Well isn’t it obvious? The former will win, hands down. And talking about disembodied birds is making me hungry.
–From American sports writer and critic Charlie “Bear” Helmet-Wilderbeast, Sunday January 14th, 2018.
After he lost 90% of his earnings from his bet on the Patriots, Mr. Helmet-Wilderbeast had to write a retraction to apologize for his statement on January 14.