Now in the chaos of the second month of 2020, we now offer the perfect gift. We like to think of it as a present that Old Saint Nick tucked away in such a place that everyone forgot was there, until at an unexpected time, and then in magnanimous surprise discovered that he didn’t forget.
Hey guys, I wrote a flash fiction piece and placed it within an anthology of other great works whose theme is the same as mine. The link above is given to show off my work, and if you really like it, to get you to buy it. Because I could use the funds, you know, because finding test subjects and proper equipment doesn’t come cheap.
So my dog Butchy likes to burrow. He enjoys building a fort made from blankets. Some say there’s a behavior problem, but I think he’s camping out.
– from stand-up comic Walter Groundhog-Must on October 18, 1989 for his show, “It’s the Dogs,” live at George Tablecloth Square.
Don’t know about you, but I’m pulling up stakes and going home.
–from the tiny species of hobo which love bread so much they make their homes in fresh-baked loaves of bread.
There were times in my youth when boys and sometimes grown men, who were older, taller and bigger and stronger than me, would wag their tongues in such a way that I’d get offended.
Because I was just a young buck, and didn’t know better, I’d wait til the character was walking away and then come out of hiding and say something that I immediately regretted. I’d say it because I was angry, not because I thought it through.
Well more than half the time, the hooligans who said such to anger me would hear what I said, turn around and address me. They’d say something intimidating like, “What you say?”
Not planning for their retaliation, I’d be taken aback and would clam up or cower. But on some occasions I’d still be bristling. The fighting, however, was always the same, always a loss.
Part of growing up is to develop that emotional shell. So that when someone says something offensive, but otherwise harmless, it bounces right off.
The other part of growing up is to deal with the wounds from the words and actions that found their way past that tough exterior.
Forgiveness goes a long way. It’s the modern way to “turn the other cheek” when someone slaps you.
–from a 1998 interview with famed actor Gilford “Whiskers” Allsworth-Dinnersmith, who most recently has made an autobiographical work.
In it Mr. Allsworth-Dinnersmith talks about his childhood, his early career as a stuntman, and how he got discovered to become the famous playwright he is today.
–from the comic “Butchy.”
- Characters in this panel are Butchy, a Staffordshire Terrier with an unusual, patient temperament and a high intelligence. He loves people, puts up with cats, but other dogs get on his nerves. Butchy believes the world centers around himself.
- Rocky is an older black cat who, though extremely smart, believes he’s a vampire. He is forced to put up with other cats who have come along over the years and just wants everything back when he was the only cat.