Pumpkin Cheesecake, interlude

Pumpkin Pie got angry

and turned into a monstrosity

twice its normal size

and put on armor

made from brown sugar,

butter and walnuts.

It’s the Great Pumpkin Cheesecake, Interlude!

I can’t eat that. it looks horrible,” said Mr. Ford.

“Let her compose herself,” said the cook, “You come back tomorrow. She’ll be ready by then.”

-from “101 Ways to Die via the Culinary Arts” on cassette tape from October 1991.