We combine a spicy cheese omelet with three slices of bacon and put it on whole wheat toast.
Then we serve it with coffee. It’s the ultimate master plan, folks. Our ticket to ruling the world: breakfast mastery.
They’ll never know what hit them til it’s too late. Because then they’ll want more.
–from three lost tape recordings of infamous pyramid scam artists, who decided last minute to open a fast food chain. Ca June, 1968.
Good evening. Our car broke down a few yards back. May we come in to use your phone?
–from “Count the Pumpkin Skins,” the 1980s horror film about a vampire who gets turned into a living jackolantern, who then preys on unsuspecting teenagers.
Creeper Corner Films. Air date: October 1981
You have a message from a Mr. Momweonoutwayhome. Would you like to take this call?
–from a random collect call made back in 2005. Part of a list recorded in the Museum of Video and Audio, Tampa Bay, WI.