Going Blank, interlude

My mom, who runs Rubiescorner.wordpress.com, is always on her blog. She has 1000 plus followers and the blog is her pride and joy.

As of today she cannot write a new post. The screen turns white and not even reloading can fix it. She says it started when she clicked on an update.

The research says it’s a plug-in problem, but it’s a free account which has no serious plugins.

I’m writing on my account and don’t have the problem. I don’t have 1000 plus followers either.

Here’s to hoping this will get ironed out. Here’s to waiting and seeing if things will be better tomorrow.

Anyhow, I’m writing because I cannot get sleep or peace if rubiescorner’s blog is batty. Please help.

From Sleepy Nightowl Jenkins McKenzie, November 16, 2018, in an email to WordPress administrators.

Breakfast sandwich, interlude

We combine a spicy cheese omelet with three slices of bacon and put it on whole wheat toast.

Then we serve it with coffee. It’s the ultimate master plan, folks. Our ticket to ruling the world: breakfast mastery.

They’ll never know what hit them til it’s too late. Because then they’ll want more.

–from three lost tape recordings of infamous pyramid scam artists, who decided last minute to open a fast food chain. Ca June, 1968.

Jack ‘o lanterns, interlude

Good evening. Our car broke down a few yards back. May we come in to use your phone?

–from “Count the Pumpkin Skins,” the 1980s horror film about a vampire who gets turned into a living jackolantern, who then preys on unsuspecting teenagers.

Creeper Corner Films. Air date: October 1981